Big men who run fast

10 years 4 months ago #23292 by Casper
Big men who run fast was created by Casper

Fall, 1995. I am doing my best to improve my grades while at Southern Utah University. I have two roommates, both Samoan. I’m not a small man. 6’2” and 215lbs of youthful muscle. But my Roommates are both 6’3” and push the 320 barrier. All three of us are trying to make a spot on the school football team. (American Football) They both have spots pretty much sealed, but I’m still battling for the Free Safety position.

One day they say, “Hey, you’re pretty fast. You wanna come play some rugby with us?” Sure. Why not? At the time I know nothing about rugby so I ask what position I’ll play. “Oh, you’ll be the winger.” Says one, as the other giggles. When a man that size giggles it makes you nervous. I have to ask what a “winger” does and the reply is “We throw the ball to you, and you run. Simple.”

Sounds just like the time I tried to tackle a battleship for the first time. “Just orbit him at 500m and turn on your scram. Simple.” But I hadn’t done that yet either so I didn’t really know that it was going to end with an explosion followed by life in a tiny capsule that doesn’t move very fast.

The rest of the team, and our opponents, met us on the field. It wasn’t long before I realized I was the only “Holly” on the field. With really no instruction what-so-ever I find myself on the edge of the field watching a large pack of Samoans smash into a large pack of Tongans. Then out pops my roommate and he throws a ball at me.

By "ball" I mean watermelon shaped dinosaur egg. He did a crazy under hand fling that put spin on it and you would think it couldn’t land with any force but when it hit my chest I almost dropped and quit for the day. And then one of those Tongans looks up at me with the ball and he comes after me like I just stole his baby.

This is motivation to run so I take off for the end zone. I was fast. 4.4 40 fast. So I was pretty confident that I just left that fat ass Tongan in the dust behind me. Then I feel a pawing at my back and I look over my shoulder. There’s the Tongan, running me down, with a big grin on his face. This dude is going to smash me into Poi and then take his ball back.

With a manly scream, much like that of a three year old girl, I find a burst of speed that only the fear of certain death can give you. I make it to the end zone, but I was unfamiliar with the practice of a true touchdown. So standing there, presumably safe, this Tongan hits me.

I was hit by a car once. The car was in a parking lot, maybe doing 20. I would much rather had been hit by that car again. When I woke up, there was a field of large men laughing at me. “You are fast, but dumb.” It took me another fiften minutes until I could walk without the world spinning and from then on I never played any sports with anyone larger than I was.

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10 years 4 months ago #23293 by Fanatic
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hoe kom je er aan LOL

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10 years 4 months ago #23294 by Lars
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10 years 4 months ago #23300 by Noud
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hahaha! zo ken ik er nog een!

A guy calls the company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. (4.5kg) weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 (9 kg) pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, be au tiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 (22kg) pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular "guy" standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds (28 kg) that week.

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10 years 4 months ago #23325 by Jeroen
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Lol noud

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